I got this as an email from Uncle John, I'd vote for him! ( this doesn't have any Max math, like the last one, either)
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I HAVE DECIDED TO BECOME A
WRITE-IN CANDIDATE.
HERE IS MY PLATFORM:
(1) 'Press 1 for English' is
immediately banned. English is the official language; speak
it or wait at the border until you can.
(2) We will immediately go
into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the
country's attitude. NO imports, no exports.
We will use the 'Wal-Mart's
policy, 'If we ain 't got it, you don't need it.'
(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.
(4) All retired military
personnel will be required to man one of our many
observation towers on the southern border. (six month tour)
. They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND
aliens.
(5) Social security will
immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put
nuttin in, you ain't gettin nuttin out. The president nor
any other politician will not be able to touch it.
(6) Welfare - Checks will be
handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week
and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing
grade.
(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids - The FIRST time you check positive you're banned
for life.
(8) Crime - We will adopt
the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your
right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted,
you will be put to death by the same method you chose for
your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.
(9) One export will be
allowed; Wheat, The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat
will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.
(10) All foreign aid using
American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the
saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately
lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll
ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster
fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a
worthy cause.
(11) The Pledge of
Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in
Congress.
(12) The National Anthem
will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting
events, outings, etc.
Sorry if I stepped on
anyone's toes but a vote for me will get you better than
what you have, and better than what you're gonna get.
Thanks for listening, and remember to write in my name on the ballot in November.
God Bless
America !!!!!!!!!!!
Bill Cosby!!!!!!!!